We Gauge Cage
Two Best F***ing Friends Forever For Life For Real For Sure are very skeptical of whether Nicolas Cage is actually the "good" actor that everyone seems to accept he is. Truth be told, Brian and Brock haven't seen enough Nic Cage movies to be sure. So each week they will watch and review one of his movies, rated from worst to best, in an effort to gauge Cage's performance and ultimately decide whether or not he is worth his status as the World's Favorite Good Bad Actor.
Episodes
112 episodes
Episode 109 - The Carpenter's Son
Which Carpenter? Which Son? You'll have to tune in to find out!Brock and Brian make some amends, corrections, and confessions. They take communion in each other's warm banter. They...perform other rituals, like drafting Cookies.
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Episode 109
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1:45:43
Episode 108 - Gunslingers
Bang Bang Into Your Hearts. Wait a minute. Let me take you there. Bri Gun The Gun's Gun and Brocked and Bro-ded saddled up and wartched them some 2025 Gunslingers action. There were guns. There were slingers. We're almos...
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Episode 108
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1:39:29
Episode 107 - Longlegs
You know what they say about long legs, don't you? Long pants. Probably like 34 inch inseam, if we're being honest with ourselves here. And we are. We are. Where were we? Oh yes, Brock and Brian watched them some Longleg...
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Episode 107
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1:43:20
Episode 106 - The Surfer
I'm a dude. You're a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. 'Cause we're all dudes. Hey. Let's talk about it. Brian and Brock sat down and watched the best Australian movie since the movie Australia. We're talking about Nic Ca...
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Episode 106
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1:30:52
Episode 105 - Arcadian
What would a podcast between two dudebros be if it didn't mention butt stuff, weiners, and neuroscientific observations regarding the mind's eye?This is what you came for. Brock and Brian break down the boarded-up windows of ...
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Episode 105
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1:38:12
Episode 104 - Dream Scenario
Psst! Hey you, kid. Over here. I got that new We Gauge Cage for ya. Fresh off the lot. Don't ask me how I got my hands on it. The details ain't important. Well hi everybody! The loveable scamps, Brian and Brock, are back...
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Episode 104
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1:29:05
Episode 103 - Butcher's Crossing (2023)
We're Back! A Dinosaur StoryAnd these two dinosaurs, Brock and Brian, catch up and talk about the usual topics: eating, pooing, and animal moi-duh.Then we review Butcher's Crossing, a thriller(?) set in oldey times. Bald Nic! <...
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Episode 103
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1:29:54
Episode 102 - The Retirement Plan (2023)
It's been a long time coming. And a quick time leaving...our memory banks. Brock and Brian have waited ages and ages for The Retirement Plan to be released. Did it live up to expectations?Speaking of "live," the boys did a little s...
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Episode 102
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1:19:36
Episode 101 - Sympathy for the Devil (2023)
I bet you thought 100 Episodes was enough, didn't ya? Didn't ya? Did you not?!?Welp, Nic keeps making 'em, so we'll keep gauging 'em. Brock and Brian catch each other up with their movements over the past few months, bowel and othe...
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Episode 101
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1:45:30
Episode 100 - Renfield (2023)
You asked for it*! A fantastical event a century (worth of episodes) in the making. *You likely didn't.For the 100th episode, the boys reminisce, they look ahead, and they break down the 2023 horror-action-comedy Renfield. Alon...
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Episode 100
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2:01:28
Episode 99 - The Old Way (2023)
New Episode. Old Way?!?It's been a while. A long long while. But the blame must be placed solely on Nic Cage and his various production companies (we're looking at you, Saban...) for the lack of content by which to gauge Nic. Anywh...
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Episode 99
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1:30:58
Episode 98 - Saturday Night Live (1992)
You asked (?) for it, you got it! Brock and Brian knocked the dust off of their microphones and recorded an episode by the people, for the people. While waiting for Nic's projects to get edited, the boys dug back into a 1992 Saturday N...
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Episode 98
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1:26:13
Bonus Episode - Paddington 2 (2017)
Look, folks. If it's good enough for Nick Cage's and Javi's Top 3, it has to be good enough for this podcast to watch whilst waiting for the next Nicolas Cage movie, right? Right?!?!?Live and in person and alive and too personal, Brock ...
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Episode 97
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1:54:00
Episode 97 - The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022)
Looks like we made it. Look how far we've come, my babies. That's right. You didn't really think we could quit the podcast without holding out for the Nic Cage film in which Nicolas Cage plays Nick Cage in a film about Nicolas Cage, di...
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Episode 97
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1:46:57
Episode 96 - Revisited: Mom and Dad (2017)
Howdy ho, neighborinos. 'Tis been quite the little while. But when your podcast is built upon a single actor's resume, and the well runneth dry between releases, then you have some gaps. Brock and Brian catch up: on Disneyworl...
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Episode 96
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1:45:32
Episode 95 - Revisited: World Trade Center (2006)
The boys are back at it. Did you think that last episode had too much ball talk? Did you really expect that to change? If so, then you haven't been paying attention to this podcast. On this episode, the boys talk more ...
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Episode 95
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1:42:25
Episode 94 - Revisited: Honeymoon in Vegas (1992)
How can they keep getting away with this?Brock and Brian hop on the microphone to settle old scores (not THAT "Score to Settle"). They recap the weekend that followed the last episode. Virtual Golf. Hottest Wings. Axe Throwing....
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Episode 94
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2:02:06
Episode 93 - Nic's Bits (Various)
What the heck are Nic's Bits, you ask?Well, Brock and Brian have run out of the important movies starring Nicolas Cage, so they take a trip down memory lane, back to where his career started. Brian cultivated each and every small a...
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Episode 93
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2:00:32
Episode 92 - Pig (2021)
Ho Ho Ho-ly Pig, it's "Pig" Week!That's right, you unruly swine. Brock and Brian watched Pig. Finally. Nic Cage's highest-rated film to date. It stood atop the Rotten Tomato charts at 100% for many, many weeks. All roads lead t...
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Episode 92
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1:49:21
Episode 91 - Prisoners of the Ghostland (2021)
Happy Birthday to the Ground! (and to Brock)And what better way to celebrate his birthday than to gift the world with his innermost thoughts? Thoughts like, "Huh?" or "Why?" or "What the Ungodly F***?!?" - which happened while watching this...
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Episode 91
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1:42:46
Episode 90 - Willy's Wonderland (2021)
Wowzers in the trousers, if you know what I mean. Brock and Brian went a little long. Went a LIT-TLE long on this one. They talk Tay Tay, we spill ALL the neighborhood tea...but most importantly, we talk at lengths about Brock...
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Episode 90
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2:08:18
Episode 89 - History of Swear Words (2021)
It's not a trick, ladies and gentlemen. Treat yourselves to a shallow dive into the wild world of Nic Cage's hosting work. In the bowels of 2021, Netflix released a 6-episode docuseries about....you guessed it...the History of Swear Wo...
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Episode 89
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1:52:03
Episode 88 - The Croods: A New Age (2020)
Finally. The Croods. We made it, ladies and gentlemen! We've reached the top. This movie was sorely needed after last episode's sorry fiasco excuse for a film. Brian and Brock grabbed their toddlers and watched The Croods:...
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Episode 88
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1:54:55
Episode 87 - Jiu Jitsu (2020)
This movie is that 2020 was...An under-produced, lassez-faire, "Who gives a care," cluster**** of a film. Make no mistake: This is not the least favorite Nic Cage film that the boys have ever watched. But this is the WORST film that th...
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Episode 87
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1:44:41