We Gauge Cage
Two Best F***ing Friends Forever For Life For Real For Sure are very skeptical of whether Nicolas Cage is actually the "good" actor that everyone seems to accept he is. Truth be told, Brian and Brock haven't seen enough Nic Cage movies to be sure. So each week they will watch and review one of his movies, rated from worst to best, in an effort to gauge Cage's performance and ultimately decide whether or not he is worth his status as the World's Favorite Good Bad Actor.
Episodes
106 episodes
Butcher's Crossing (2023)
We're Back! A Dinosaur StoryAnd these two dinosaurs, Brock and Brian, catch up and talk about the usual topics: eating, pooing, and animal moi-duh.Then we review Butcher's Crossing, a thriller(?) set in oldey times. Bald Nic! <...
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Episode 103
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1:29:54
The Retirement Plan (2023)
It's been a long time coming. And a quick time leaving...our memory banks. Brock and Brian have waited ages and ages for The Retirement Plan to be released. Did it live up to expectations?Speaking of "live," the boys did a little s...
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Episode 102
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1:19:36
Episode 101 - Sympathy for the Devil (2023)
I bet you thought 100 Episodes was enough, didn't ya? Didn't ya? Did you not?!?Welp, Nic keeps making 'em, so we'll keep gauging 'em. Brock and Brian catch each other up with their movements over the past few months, bowel and othe...
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Episode 101
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1:45:30
Episode 100 - Renfield (2023)
You asked for it*! A fantastical event a century (worth of episodes) in the making. *You likely didn't.For the 100th episode, the boys reminisce, they look ahead, and they break down the 2023 horror-action-comedy Renfield. Alon...
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Episode 100
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2:01:28
Episode 99 - The Old Way (2023)
New Episode. Old Way?!?It's been a while. A long long while. But the blame must be placed solely on Nic Cage and his various production companies (we're looking at you, Saban...) for the lack of content by which to gauge Nic. Anywh...
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Episode 99
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1:30:58
Episode 98 - Saturday Night Live (1992)
You asked (?) for it, you got it! Brock and Brian knocked the dust off of their microphones and recorded an episode by the people, for the people. While waiting for Nic's projects to get edited, the boys dug back into a 1992 Saturday N...
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Episode 98
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1:26:13
Bonus Episode - Paddington 2 (2017)
Look, folks. If it's good enough for Nick Cage's and Javi's Top 3, it has to be good enough for this podcast to watch whilst waiting for the next Nicolas Cage movie, right? Right?!?!?Live and in person and alive and too personal, Brock ...
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Episode 97
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1:54:00
Episode 97 - The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022)
Looks like we made it. Look how far we've come, my babies. That's right. You didn't really think we could quit the podcast without holding out for the Nic Cage film in which Nicolas Cage plays Nick Cage in a film about Nicolas Cage, di...
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Episode 97
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1:46:57
Episode 96 - Revisited: Mom and Dad (2017)
Howdy ho, neighborinos. 'Tis been quite the little while. But when your podcast is built upon a single actor's resume, and the well runneth dry between releases, then you have some gaps. Brock and Brian catch up: on Disneyworl...
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Episode 96
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1:45:32
Episode 95 - Revisited: World Trade Center (2006)
The boys are back at it. Did you think that last episode had too much ball talk? Did you really expect that to change? If so, then you haven't been paying attention to this podcast. On this episode, the boys talk more ...
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Episode 95
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1:42:25
Episode 94 - Revisited: Honeymoon in Vegas (1992)
How can they keep getting away with this?Brock and Brian hop on the microphone to settle old scores (not THAT "Score to Settle"). They recap the weekend that followed the last episode. Virtual Golf. Hottest Wings. Axe Throwing....
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Episode 94
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2:02:06
Episode 93 - Nic's Bits (Various)
What the heck are Nic's Bits, you ask?Well, Brock and Brian have run out of the important movies starring Nicolas Cage, so they take a trip down memory lane, back to where his career started. Brian cultivated each and every small a...
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Episode 93
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2:00:32
Episode 92 - Pig (2021)
Ho Ho Ho-ly Pig, it's "Pig" Week!That's right, you unruly swine. Brock and Brian watched Pig. Finally. Nic Cage's highest-rated film to date. It stood atop the Rotten Tomato charts at 100% for many, many weeks. All roads lead t...
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Episode 92
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1:49:21
Episode 91 - Prisoners of the Ghostland (2021)
Happy Birthday to the Ground! (and to Brock)And what better way to celebrate his birthday than to gift the world with his innermost thoughts? Thoughts like, "Huh?" or "Why?" or "What the Ungodly F***?!?" - which happened while watching this...
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Episode 91
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1:42:46
Episode 90 - Willy's Wonderland (2021)
Wowzers in the trousers, if you know what I mean. Brock and Brian went a little long. Went a LIT-TLE long on this one. They talk Tay Tay, we spill ALL the neighborhood tea...but most importantly, we talk at lengths about Brock...
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Episode 90
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2:08:18
Episode 89 - History of Swear Words (2021)
It's not a trick, ladies and gentlemen. Treat yourselves to a shallow dive into the wild world of Nic Cage's hosting work. In the bowels of 2021, Netflix released a 6-episode docuseries about....you guessed it...the History of Swear Wo...
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Episode 89
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1:52:03
Episode 88 - The Croods: A New Age (2020)
Finally. The Croods. We made it, ladies and gentlemen! We've reached the top. This movie was sorely needed after last episode's sorry fiasco excuse for a film. Brian and Brock grabbed their toddlers and watched The Croods:...
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Episode 88
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1:54:55
Episode 87 - Jiu Jitsu (2020)
This movie is that 2020 was...An under-produced, lassez-faire, "Who gives a care," cluster**** of a film. Make no mistake: This is not the least favorite Nic Cage film that the boys have ever watched. But this is the WORST film that th...
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Episode 87
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1:44:41
Episode 86 - Grand Isle (2019)
It's a wild one. Brock and Brian discuss the finer points of owning a newly built, fully-haunted house. They zig where they should've zagged and introduce an impromptu draft topic, appreciating beauty in its...mature form....
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Episode 86
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2:12:32
Episode 85 - The Color Out of Space (2019)
Oh, ladies and gentlemen. This ain't your daddy's color out of space...That's right. The COoS is Loose!Brian and Brock fell into the proverbial (literal?) well of body horror and Cthuluian mindfluffery that is the latest film adapta...
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Episode 85
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1:46:41
Episode 84 - Primal (2019)
Are you ready to get wild? Are you ready to get feral? Are you ready to get...Primal?That's right. Brock and Brian watched the 2019 hunter/huntee/hunted thriller Primal. Are there guns? Yep. Does Nic attempt to speak a little Spanish? Y...
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Episode 84
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1:40:06
Episode 83 - Kill Chain (2019)
It IS a Kill Chain!On this episode, Brian and Brock talk poop. It's always poop. They shoop. They boop. They scoop the loop. They draft Olympic Sports That They Enjoy To Watching. And then they watch Kill ...
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Episode 83
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1:31:20
Episode 82 - Running With The Devil (2019)
You asked for it, you got it. Brock and Brian plop down and Pig out. They drop down and Dig out. They have a super-duper draft. And then they talk through some of the finer points of the cocaine game in Nic Cage's 2019 drug-running.......
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Episode 82
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1:56:26
Episode 81 - A Score To Settle (2019) [The Comeback!]
Some might even say that Brian and Brock had their own...score...to settle. Come on, gentleladies and even gentlermen! Admit it. You missed us!In a day that we thought would never come, your two favorite knucklehead co-hosts put as...
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Episode 81
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1:34:00