We Gauge Cage
Two Best F***ing Friends Forever For Life For Real For Sure are very skeptical of whether Nicolas Cage is actually the "good" actor that everyone seems to accept he is. Truth be told, Brian and Brock haven't seen enough Nic Cage movies to be sure. So each week they will watch and review one of his movies, rated from worst to best, in an effort to gauge Cage's performance and ultimately decide whether or not he is worth his status as the World's Favorite Good Bad Actor.
We Gauge Cage
Episode 84 - Primal (2019)
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Brock Kircher & Brian Ambrosius
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Season 1
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Episode 84
Are you ready to get wild? Are you ready to get feral? Are you ready to get...Primal?
That's right. Brock and Brian watched the 2019 hunter/huntee/hunted thriller Primal. Are there guns? Yep. Does Nic attempt to speak a little Spanish? You betcha. Does someone get shot in the shoulder? Aww Hell Yeah!
Before all that, Brian gives us the lowdown on new home ownership, and makes yard work sound real horny. The boys bask in the comedic stylings of their daughters. And then they hold the most important draft yet, Animorph-style!
"She's not a man-eater, she's We Gauge Cage!"